Mitchell Symons, the revolting reference expert, turns his attention to the world of sport. Whether you're a sports nut or more of an armchair follower, there will be facts and stories to entertain and educate you. Find out which striker's shorts fell down when he took a penalty. When some ducklings interrupted a rowing race. Who played in the longest tennis match ever. And which football team's fanzine is called 'Linesman, You're Rubbish'.